Found this online and thought it was funny

You Know You're a True Narnian When...

1. You adopt pets in the hopes that you'll find one that talks.
2. You get caught trying to climb into the lion's cage at the zoo.
3. You spend rainy afternoons walking into closets.
4. ... And you remember to leave the door partway open when you go in.
5. You steal people's horses. When the police get you, you maintain that the horse told you to do it.
6. You're convinced that playing the trumpet will call up ancient heros from the past
7. You go to the art museum to thow yourself at the paintings, not to look at the art.
8. You plant your leftovers after every meal.
9. You jump into all the puddles on the sidewalk, looking for the right one.
10. You threaten to turn people you don't like into stone.
11. All those people who say the world is round are living in a fairy-tale.
12. You walk into people's stables, trying to find the one that leads to Aslan's Country.
13. You try to train your pet bird to bring you fireberries.
14. You practice archery, fencing, swimming and riding... just in case.
15. You avoid Turkish Delight, claiming it's the agent of evil.
16. You watch your manners around large rodents.
17. You're actually careful not to watch squirrels when they go away.
18. When presented with a pressing deadline, rather than do the work, you go hunting for Father Time to see if he can do you a favor.
19. You actually know how much a firkin of wine is.
20. In a large earthquake, you feel tempted to throw yourself into the cracks that open in the earth.
21. No one, including yourself, can pronounce your horse's name.
22. You're absolutely certain that if you far enough north, you'll eventually reach the free lands.
23. You call people 'Dufflepuds' when they're being tiresome.
24. You don't see anything strange about having a bear as a witness in a trial.
25. You're leery of gold rings... You never know where they might send you!
    Thanks to Jules for items 26-35!
    
26. Every time you hear jingle bells you run away scared.
27. You wrote to Santa Claus last Christmas asking for a sword and shield, a bow and quiver of arrows, or a magical cordial.
28. When it snows late in the winter, you think that it's the fault of the White Witch
29. You think that the world will end, not by a nuclear war, but by a “deplorable word”.
30. You’ve started calling depressed people “marsh-wiggles”.
31. You never go in caves, in fear that you might turn into a dragon.
32. You try talking to the stars, hoping that Ramandu or somebody will answer you.
33. Everyone thinks you’re crazy because you talk to animals.
34. You named (or will name) your kids Peter, Susan, Edmund, and/or Lucy.
35. You’ve become a vegetarian, in case you might accidentally eat a talking animal.
36. The trees are trying to speak to you, you're sure of it.
37. You answer to 'Son of Adam' or 'Daughter of Eve' without batting an eye.
38. You try using the books in your room to spy on people.
39. You've actually had a bath of cow's milk.
40. You think animals spawn from the ground.