Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

The Cover for the new book.














Anybody know what a hallows is?

Dryads

Isn't this so cool?! They did an awsome job with the dryads in the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe; can't wait to see what they did with Prince Caspian.

Bored, need to blog, so yeah

Narnia Stuff

These are some of the deleted scenes from The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe.







This is a Telmarine castle that'll be appearing in Prince Caspian.




Lion, Witch and Wardrobe bloopers


Cool huh?

This year an e-mail on the Web, list 14 ways that computer programmers in Japan have rephrased the following computer message: "Your computer preformed an illegal operation." Apparently some of these messages were even written in Haiku. Which one is your favorite?

1. The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.
2. Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.
3. Program aborting : Close all that you have worked on. You ask far to much.
4. Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.
   
5. Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.
6. Your file was so bog. It might be useful. But it is now gone.
   
7. Stay the patient course, Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.
8. A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.
   
9. Three things are certain: Death, Taxes, and lost data. Guess which one has occurred?
10. You step into the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.
11. Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.
12. Having been erased the document you're seeking must now be retyped.
13. Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared.
14. Screen. Mind. Both are Blank.

My teacher showed these to me today in writing class. I found numbers 9 and 2 hilarious.

Kids are Quick

TEACHER:  Maria, go to the map and find
North America



MARIA: Here it is.



TEACHER:Correct. Now class, who discovered
America ?



CLASS:  Maria.

_______________________________


TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math
 multiplication on the floor?


JOHN: You told me to do it without
using tables.

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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell
"crocodile?"



GLENN:    K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"



TEACHER:  No, that's wrong



GLENN:    Maybe it is wrong, but you
asked me how I spell it.

____________________________________________



TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical
 formula for water?


DONALD:  H I J K L M N O.



TEACHER:  What are you talking about?



DONALD:  Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER:       Winnie, name one important
 thing we have today that we



didn't have ten years ago.



WINNIE:             Me!

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TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always
get so dirty?



GLEN:            Well, I'm a lot closer to the
 ground than you are.

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TEACHER:       George Washington not only chop
ped down his father's

cherry  tree, but also admitted it.
  Now, Louie, do you know why his

father didn't punish him?



LOUIS: Because George still had
the ax in his hand.

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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly,
do you say prayers before
eating?


SIMON:            No sir, I don't have to, my Mom

is a good cook
______________________________



TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on
"My Dog" is exactly the same as

your brother's.  Did you copy his?



CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog.

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TEACHER:  Harold, what do you call
a person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?



HAROLD:   A teacher

Hope these made you smile!!

Cool Fantasy Places

Elaine's Blog

Everyone should click these words and go to Elaine's blog and comment.

Sickness and St. Patricks Day

So lets start off with stating the fact that everyone in my house is or has been sick except me and mom. Even my Dad is sick (this doesn't happen very often.) So from this we can conclude that I am going to sick any moment now. So yeah, if I don't go to church tomorrow you all know why.


I wore green to bed last night just in case my loving family decided to get up early. Any who . . .

Happy St. Patricks Day!







The story of St. Patrick is on of my favorites. I wont write it all down, but there's a great odessy tape on it. If you would like to listen to it just comment and I'll try to get it to you.

Walk softly and carry a big stick.
-Theodore Roosevelt

Two Videos and One Sad Exuse

So I need to blog, but I don't really have anything to blog about. So instead of thinking something briliant to up here, I'm going to take the lazy way out and just post some videos. Warning, the first one is really sappy and the second is really sad.

You May Be Addicted to Narnia if . . .

1. You randomly knock on the backs of wardrobes (or closets)...just in case.
2. You own more than one copy of the books.
3. You know who Douglas Gresham is.
4. You (unlike Caspian) can remember all seven names of the lost lords.
5. You are appalled when people say that the Chronicles of Narnia are "suitable for ages 8-12"...because you're older than that.
6. You see your new next door neighbour, an elderly woman from London named Susan and automatically wonder "So is that what happened to her?"
7. You occasionaly think you've heard voices and wondered if there really are such things as Monopods.
8. You have memorized all the names and order of the Kings and Queens of Narnia.
9. Seeing a lamp post makes you happy!
10. You jump into rain puddles just to see what happens.
11. You have studied maps of Narnia so much that you could find your way around if you happen to end up there.
12. You consider reading the Narnia books in an order different from your own as akin to blasphemy.
13. You consider mice noble creatures.
14. Every time you see an owl, you follow it to see where the midnight meeting is.
15. You wonder if the trees are watching you.
16. When you first saw a trailer for the movie you jumped up and down yelling with delight.
17. You find yourself thinking, "Aslan is on the move." whenever you see or think of melting snow or ice.
18. You look through an art museum just to to see if you can find a Narnian looking painting to jump into.
19. You feel so sorry for Susan Pevensie.
20. You suddenly find yourself talking in an English accent.
21. You spend days wondering about those carvings on Aslan's How.
22. You cry every time you read/watch about Aslan being sacrificed on the Stone Table.
23. You build a sand castle and name it Cair Paravel.
24. Every time you play hide and seek you hide in the wardrobe.
25. You secretly wish your pet rodent would turn into Reepicheep
26. You wonder if the stars really are people in the sky
27. You've wanted to go to Narnia since you read the first book.
28. You drive yourself insane by trying to figure our whether the Green Witch is the White Witch or not!!
    
29. Or your favorite saying is, "To Narnia and the North!"
30. You've made your friends into narnia fans.
31. You love donkeys and plan on buying one and naming him Puzzle.
32. If in your mind whenever you see a dragon you think, "Poor Eustace."
33. You, unlike Shasta, can easily say Breehy-Hinny-Brinny-Hooyeh-Hah.
34. You lay awake at night wondering ,"What did Mrs. Beaver sew on her sewing machine? After all beavers don't wear clothes."
35. You love rainy days.
36. You talk to horses and ask them if they are from Narnia.
37. Whenever you see a horse roll, you think of Bree
38. When you look at a lion, it reminds you of aslan instantly=)
39. You can't wait to meet C. S. Lewis in Heaven. I know I can't!
40. You lie in bed wondering what other worlds were in the OTHER pools of the Wood Between the Worlds.
41. You wonder if your professor could really be part dwarf
42. You want to make a movie called "How The Witch Stole Christamas"
43. You call the north star "Spear-Head"
44. You have the Narnian Map next to the map of Middle Earth and try to figure out geographical links
45. Your favourite name for Christ is "Lion of Judah"
46. Whenever you look at the stars, you try to think of how Narnia constellations look.
47. You have a Narnia scrapbook filled with all of the different Narnia things you've found.
48. You wonder what faults a star can comit. *thinks...*
49. You were really excited to get the Narnia box of Cheerios
50. if you were trembling in your seat through the entire movie.
51. You think that people don't know pessimist until they meet a Marshwiggle.
52. You wonder if Disney/Walden Media film SC, whether they'll use Tilda Swinton for the Lady of the Green Kirtle or not.
53. You think about drawing the Dawn Treader for the art show you'll be entering in a few monthes.
54. You wrote your 8th grade English term paper (which counts for an entire semester's grade) on the similarites between Narnia and the Christian faith.
55. You see a fat man on donkey and look around for grapes.
56. If you laughed out loud at King Caspian's reaction to Eustace's saying that our world is round.
57. you listen constantly to the the narnia sound track and know all the songs by memory
58. If you think that it's so cool that Douglas Gresham plays the radio announcer in LWW!
59. You want to write a book about Narnia or at least inspired by Narnia.
60. You worry when someone says "You're gonna be my guinea pig".
    

Hehehe, so funny . . . mostly because I fit into to most of these, but that's not the point. If you want to read more of these click this.

Simple Facts

• Well, if I haven't screamed it to you yet, my sister Elaine and my Dad are in MO for Elaine's birthday. Their visiting our relatives and going to my cousin Nathan's Eagle Scout ceremony. They will be coming back this Monday
• Today I did the purity ceremony at my church. I got a cool ring, it looks Celtic, I love it.
• Went to the Sillamen's after church with a whole bunch of other people that did the purity ceremony. We played soccer, that was a lot of fun.
• Little did Benjamin Franklin know that when he invented daylight saving that he would be despised by teenagers all over the USA.
• I have a headache
• My Aunt Debbie and my cousins came over last night for dinner. That went well. I drew with Lizzy, I think she liked that.
  
• I am ready for Spring to be here and stay here
• I have a headache
• I have writers block
• I probably should go do something more productive

Just Some Pictues I Drew

Happy Birthday Lainie!
















Yeah, so today is my sister Elaine's twelfth birthday. For her birthday my dad took her to go visit our relatives in MO.

Now that she is twelve she will be getting a blog. So, when that happens you people should all go look at it.

Yeah

I suppose this were I blog something deeply profound and inspirational . . .


























. . . Too bad, so sad.


Same daydreaming-fantasy-art-horselover freak.



: )

Interesting Things To know

• Going to two concerts in one weekend makes you very, very tired
• If ever undesirably pursued simply wait till he goes to the bathroom and then light the bathroom on fire
• I am not addicted to the card fame FreeCell, I can stop whenever I want
  
• The Newsboys rock in concert and on CD
• Garich i dhôl goll o Orch in LotR elvish means you have the hollow head of an ork
• My mother, for some weird reason, when she leaves me at home tell me not to play with fire
• Pizza is Heavenly
• One should always take to time to listen to what the other person is saying before speaking out loud
• When in doubt quote some random movie, even in the middle of a conversation about something totally different
• If I draw to relax, how come I'm always hyper when I'm done?
• Elaine, Annalee, and Dad all are very hard to buy birthday presents for that you know they will like
• Baking Soda is not flammable
• Sugar is : )
  
• Thinking up good blog posts can be difficult at times
• I am running out of things to say
  

Don't get the wrong idea, I love the elves . . . but this was just too funny not to put up here. And in Haldir's defense he is one of my favorite characters. And Legolas too, I guess