Kids are Quick

TEACHER:  Maria, go to the map and find
North America



MARIA: Here it is.



TEACHER:Correct. Now class, who discovered
America ?



CLASS:  Maria.

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TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math
 multiplication on the floor?


JOHN: You told me to do it without
using tables.

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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell
"crocodile?"



GLENN:    K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"



TEACHER:  No, that's wrong



GLENN:    Maybe it is wrong, but you
asked me how I spell it.

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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical
 formula for water?


DONALD:  H I J K L M N O.



TEACHER:  What are you talking about?



DONALD:  Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER:       Winnie, name one important
 thing we have today that we



didn't have ten years ago.



WINNIE:             Me!

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TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always
get so dirty?



GLEN:            Well, I'm a lot closer to the
 ground than you are.

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TEACHER:       George Washington not only chop
ped down his father's

cherry  tree, but also admitted it.
  Now, Louie, do you know why his

father didn't punish him?



LOUIS: Because George still had
the ax in his hand.

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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly,
do you say prayers before
eating?


SIMON:            No sir, I don't have to, my Mom

is a good cook
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on
"My Dog" is exactly the same as

your brother's.  Did you copy his?



CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog.

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TEACHER:  Harold, what do you call
a person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?



HAROLD:   A teacher

Hope these made you smile!!