Monday, March 12, 2007

You May Be Addicted to Narnia if . . .

  1. You randomly knock on the backs of wardrobes (or closets)...just in case.
  2. You own more than one copy of the books.
  3. You know who Douglas Gresham is.
  4. You (unlike Caspian) can remember all seven names of the lost lords.
  5. You are appalled when people say that the Chronicles of Narnia are "suitable for ages 8-12"...because you're older than that.
  6. You see your new next door neighbour, an elderly woman from London named Susan and automatically wonder "So is that what happened to her?"
  7. You occasionaly think you've heard voices and wondered if there really are such things as Monopods.
  8. You have memorized all the names and order of the Kings and Queens of Narnia.
  9. Seeing a lamp post makes you happy!
  10. You jump into rain puddles just to see what happens.
  11. You have studied maps of Narnia so much that you could find your way around if you happen to end up there.
  12. You consider reading the Narnia books in an order different from your own as akin to blasphemy.
  13. You consider mice noble creatures.
  14. Every time you see an owl, you follow it to see where the midnight meeting is.
  15. You wonder if the trees are watching you.
  16. When you first saw a trailer for the movie you jumped up and down yelling with delight.
  17. You find yourself thinking, "Aslan is on the move." whenever you see or think of melting snow or ice.
  18. You look through an art museum just to to see if you can find a Narnian looking painting to jump into.
  19. You feel so sorry for Susan Pevensie.
  20. You suddenly find yourself talking in an English accent.
  21. You spend days wondering about those carvings on Aslan's How.
  22. You cry every time you read/watch about Aslan being sacrificed on the Stone Table.
  23. You build a sand castle and name it Cair Paravel.
  24. Every time you play hide and seek you hide in the wardrobe.
  25. You secretly wish your pet rodent would turn into Reepicheep
  26. You wonder if the stars really are people in the sky
  27. You've wanted to go to Narnia since you read the first book.
  28. You drive yourself insane by trying to figure our whether the Green Witch is the White Witch or not!!
  29. Or your favorite saying is, "To Narnia and the North!"
  30. You've made your friends into narnia fans.
  31. You love donkeys and plan on buying one and naming him Puzzle.
  32. If in your mind whenever you see a dragon you think, "Poor Eustace."
  33. You, unlike Shasta, can easily say Breehy-Hinny-Brinny-Hooyeh-Hah.
  34. You lay awake at night wondering ,"What did Mrs. Beaver sew on her sewing machine? After all beavers don't wear clothes."
  35. You love rainy days.
  36. You talk to horses and ask them if they are from Narnia.
  37. Whenever you see a horse roll, you think of Bree
  38. When you look at a lion, it reminds you of aslan instantly=)
  39. You can't wait to meet C. S. Lewis in Heaven. I know I can't!
  40. You lie in bed wondering what other worlds were in the OTHER pools of the Wood Between the Worlds.
  41. You wonder if your professor could really be part dwarf
  42. You want to make a movie called "How The Witch Stole Christamas"
  43. You call the north star "Spear-Head"
  44. You have the Narnian Map next to the map of Middle Earth and try to figure out geographical links
  45. Your favourite name for Christ is "Lion of Judah"
  46. Whenever you look at the stars, you try to think of how Narnia constellations look.
  47. You have a Narnia scrapbook filled with all of the different Narnia things you've found.
  48. You wonder what faults a star can comit. *thinks...*
  49. You were really excited to get the Narnia box of Cheerios
  50. if you were trembling in your seat through the entire movie.
  51. You think that people don't know pessimist until they meet a Marshwiggle.
  52. You wonder if Disney/Walden Media film SC, whether they'll use Tilda Swinton for the Lady of the Green Kirtle or not.
  53. You think about drawing the Dawn Treader for the art show you'll be entering in a few monthes.
  54. You wrote your 8th grade English term paper (which counts for an entire semester's grade) on the similarites between Narnia and the Christian faith.
  55. You see a fat man on donkey and look around for grapes.
  56. If you laughed out loud at King Caspian's reaction to Eustace's saying that our world is round.
  57. you listen constantly to the the narnia sound track and know all the songs by memory
  58. If you think that it's so cool that Douglas Gresham plays the radio announcer in LWW!
  59. You want to write a book about Narnia or at least inspired by Narnia.
  60. You worry when someone says "You're gonna be my guinea pig".

Hehehe, so funny . . . mostly because I fit into to most of these, but that's not the point. If you want to read more of these click this.

3 comments:

aly said...

Wow I wish I had the patience to read them all. But yes I think I fit enough of them to be a wee bit addicted. :)

Julia said...

wow.. How many times have you read that series?

LittleChar said...

oh gosh i knew quite alot of those...there is something seriouslly wrong with this picture