Thursday, December 07, 2006

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Why Men are Happier than Women

  What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care ofthemselves.
hocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You never have to drive to another gasstation restroom because this one
is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on abolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for theslightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you,he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color or all seasons.
You can wear shorts no! matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25minutes.
No wonder men are happier.

Friday, December 01, 2006

Am I the One that's going Crazy?

Mxpx - Well Adjusted Lyrics

Am I the one that's going crazy?

I'm so tired of masquerading

We all pretend to be so well adjusted

Maybe it's just me and I'm disgusted



I need a room in a mental penitentiary

So lock me up with maximum security

The doctors say that they don't know whats wrong with me

So strap me down it's time for my lobotomy



Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah



The doctors say that I'll be getting on real soon

The doctors say that I've been making big breakthroughs



One little minute seems to last a lifetime

I'm staring at the ceiling even though you're blind

We all pretend to be so complicated

You and me just maybe dislocated (dislocated)



I need a room at a mental penitentiary

So lock me up with maximum security

The doctors say that they dont know whats wrong with me

So strap me down its time for my lobotomy



Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah



The doctors say that I'll be getting on real soon

The doctors say that I've been making big breakthroughs



The doctors say

The doctors say that I'm okay

The doctors changed their minds

And now I'm here to stay (HELP ME!)



Sorry maybe

I'm not crazy

I'm gonna admit, maybe

You're not so loco



The doctors say that I'll be getting out real soon

The doctors say that I've been making big breakthroughs



The doctors say that I'm not crazy after all

The doctors say take two of these and give me a call



Get up!
Note to Self for when I get Married: Never ever under any circumstances let either Wayne Boys baby sit my children

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Tonight I have to babysit three boys all under ten. Any ideas what to do with them?

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Can you See What I see?

Said the night wind to the little lamb:
Do you see what I see?
'Way up in the sky, little lamb,
Do you see what I see?
A star, a star
Dancing in the night,
With a tail as big as a kite.

Said the little lamb to the shepherd boy:
Do you hear what I hear?
Ringing thru the sky, shepherd boy,
Do you hear what I hear?
A song, a song
High above the tree,
With a voice as big as the sea.

Said the shepherd boy to the mighty king:
Do you know what I know?
In your palace warm, mighty king,
Do you know what I know?
A Child, a Child
Shivers in the cold,
Let us bring Him silver and gold.


Said the king to the people everywhere:
Listen to what I say!
Pray for peace, people ev'rywhere,
Listen to what I say!
The Child, the Child
Sleeping in the night.
He will bring us goodness and light.



For to us a child is born,
to us a son is given,
and the government will be on his shoulders.
And he will be called
Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God
Everlasing Father, Prince of Peace.

-Isaiah 9:6

Monday, November 27, 2006

Curiosity is like blueberries. It can either be very sweet or very sour.

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Sticks and stones may breack my bones but words go right down to the marrow.

Friday, November 24, 2006

I heard the bells on Christmas day

I heard the bells on Christmas day

Their old familiar carols play,

And wild and sweet the words repeat

Of peace on earth, good will to men.

I thought how, as the day had come,

The belfries of all Christendom

Had rolled along th' unbroken song

Of peace on earth, good will to men.

And in despair I bowed my head

"There is no peace on earth," I said,

"For hate is strong and mocks the song

Of peace on earth, good will to men."

Then pealed the bells more loud and deep:

"God is not dead, nor doth He sleep;

The wrong shall fail, the right prevail

With peace on earth, good will to men."

Till ringing, singing on its way

The world revolved from night to day,

A voice, a chime, a chant sublime

Of peace on earth, good will to men.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Things They Don't Teach You in School

  • Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dymamite
  • the longest one-syllable worn in the english language is screeched
  • There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar
  • Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated
  • There are more chickens in the world than people
  • An orstich's eye is bigger than its brain
  • no word in the english language ryme with month, orange, silver, or purple
  • Tigers have striped skin, not just fur
  • More pople are killed by donkeys than in plane crashes each year
  • Shakespeare invented over 1700 words in the english language
  • In most advertisments the time is 10:10
  • Its impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
  • No President of the United States was an only child
  • The everage chocolate bar has eight insect legs
  • Eskimos use refidgerators to keep food from freezing
  • A duck's quack does not echo
  • women blink nearly twice as more as men
  • A Cackroach can live nine days with out its head before it starves to death
  • A snail can sleep for 3 years

Monday, November 20, 2006

Today during dinner Beccah and I couldn't stop laughing. We've cracked, we've gone crazy . . . oh wait . . . crap . . . that happenned a long time ago . . .



Today during dinner Beccah and I couldn't stop laughing. We've cracked, we've gone crazy . . . oh wait . . . crap . . .



Saturday, November 18, 2006

Last night I went to the blast game. Twas a lot of fun!!! Today I'm going to the train garden and I think I'm going to Matanda's play. I'm looking forward to that; I've never seen a real play before.

Friday, November 17, 2006

Tonigh Beccah, Corrie, Corrie's friend Leislie, and I are going to the blast game. So, who's going?

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Today was a bad day, hopefully tomorrow will be better.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Happy Birthday Erin!!!!!!



Sunday, November 12, 2006

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Gr. . . I'm sick. I woke up around 3 last night and felt a little funny. Yeah, well, I threw up. I tried to sleep out on the couch (I decided not to go back to bed on the top bunk. It's kinda hard to get down from when your sleepy and I really didn't want to miss the toilet.) Around four I threw up again. So for the next eight hours I got little sleep and threw up about once every hour. I've been laying around for most of the day cause I still feel funny. I'm not running a temperature or anything, I just feel really bad and achy. My stomach isn't nauses as it was this morning, but it still feels funny. I just feel really bad.


Happy 7 days till your birthday Erin!

Monday, November 06, 2006

funny Quotes from Harry Potter (the book)

"Fred, you next," the plump women said,
"I'm not Fred, I'm George," said the boy," Honestly, women, you call yourself our mother? Can't you tell I'm George?!"
"Sorry George, dear."
"Only Joking, I am Fred," Said the boy and off he went.


"Oh, are you a prefect Percy?" said one of the twins with an air of great surprise. "You should have said something, we had no idea."
"hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it," said the other twin. "once-"
"or twice-"
"a minute-"
"All summer-"
"Oh, shut up," Said Percy the Prefect.



"Now, you two- this year behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've- blown up a toilet or-"
"blown up a toilet? We've never blwn up a toilet."
"Great idea though, thanks mum!"



"We'll send you loads of owls Ginny."
"We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat too."
"George!"
"Only joking, mom."

"Hurry up Foerge!"
"Coming Gred!


Hehehe, I love Fred and George. They rememind me of Carrie and my good self in a lot of ways. I should bring Carrie to youth group once just so you people can meet her, she's a blast!!


P.S. Hey, Carrie. You wan' a come to my youth group once this year?

Saturday, November 04, 2006

Today was a very long day

Today I had my last soccer game {sniff} but we totally rocked the socks off the other team (0-3, oh yeah baby!!) After soccer Mother and Father took Elaine and I out to lunch and then we went to Maclonalds. Yum, yeah any way. We went to the comicary and got Fred. (that would be our Thanksgiving Turkey) and then we came home and put all the food away. SO I got up at 6:45 and kept going untill about 4:00 this afternoon. And this wasn't a walking pace, it was like sprinting; all day. Any way it was a really tiring and I'm ready to go to bed.





mischief managed

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

I solemnly swear I am up to no good

Saturday, October 28, 2006

This year for the Harvest Festival at my church the theme is Kings and Queens of the Bible. I don't know who to go as, any ideas?

Harvest Festival

So, for the Harvest Festival at my church this year, its Queens and Kings of the Bible. I have no idea who I'm going as. I don't want to dress up to much, so do poeple have any ideas?

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

I'm sorry for fliching, I just haven't seen your face contort into that position in such a long time!!

Beccah to me when I smiled at journal time today.

Monday, October 23, 2006

Princess


For Annalee



For Corrie


For Beccah


For Elaine



When we were little we each had our own disney Princess. I know this post is cheesy, but no bodies reading so it really doesn't matter!

life

Life has been hectic lately. (now I know why there's a hec in hectic)

Saterday
got up @ 6:30
watched Beccah play awesomely in her soccer game
spent half of my game with my face in the mud during my game. we lost. [sniff]
drove home
took a record long shower. (5;00)
inhaled lunch
drove in car for a gillzion hours
listened to Annalee play paino for an hour
ate a chocolate chip cookie
listened to Annalee's paino teacher play paino while watching slides Annalee put together.
ate a big burger at pruby tuesdays
drove home while watching Take The Lead

Sunday
woke up
went to church
went to sunday school
went to church
made annocemnt
listened to sermon (t'was good)
Ate lunch at Bill Batemen's with Waynes, cooks, garland, and dr. pratt (that was fun)
came home
layed around the house for the rest of the day


For the amazing ammount of sitting I did this week end I feel so tired. I just want to go to bed.

Friday, October 20, 2006

Soemthing I filled cus' I'm bored

---------BASICS--------
Full Name: Noelle Maragaret Pratt
Age: 13
School: Homeschooled
Email: once or twice a dat
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Blonde (sadly)
Height: 1 inch
Shoe Size: 1111000000
Who lives with you: little fairies
When is your bedtime: 7;00

---------HAVE YOU EVER--------
Flown on a plane: yes
Drank so much water that you started to feel sick: yes. Then you shoud jump up and down and you can hear it swish inside of you.
Missed school because it was raining: no
Told a guy/girl that you liked them?: nope I don't like people
Had a crush on a friend's boyfriend: None of my friends have boy friends and I don't like poeple so no.
Been hurt emotionally: Yes
Kept a secret from everyone: Yes
Had an imaginary friend: yes, her name was Penny and she was a horse and I had Wilson. He is a volly ball.
Ever talked to yourself: Not really
Been on stage: Yes (again, sadly)
Cut your hair: Yes, I got a mohawk and dyed it pink/black
Had crush on a teacher: ew no (no offense mother)

--------------Favorite------------
Shampoo: John Fredda Blonde shampoo
Favorite color: pink and black
Day/Night: night
Summer/Winter: Winter
Cartoon Character: Simba Bell Rain
Favorite Food: Italian
Favorite Advertisement: Where does depression hurt? and those identy theft comercials
Favorite Drink: blue gatograde
Person to talk to online: I don't have im
Favorite Sport: Soccer, horse back riding, and quiditch
Favorite car: mitibishi

------------RIGHT NOW-------------
Wearing:jeans and old navy t-shirt
Eating: nothing
Drinking: nothing
Thinking about:How I have to do this stupind thing because I have nothing else to blog about.
Listening to: head fairy cleaning dish washer

--------IN THE LAST 24 HRS---------
Cried: No
Laughed: I think so, but I can't remember
Worn Jeans: yes
Done Laundry: no, maybe that's why this shirt smells! (I'm kidding.....
...kind of)
Drove a car: no
Talked on the phone: no
Said "I love you": no

---------DO YOU BELIEVE IN----------
Yourself: sometimes
Your friends: yes their awesome
Santa Claus: Never
Tooth Fairy: Never
Destiny/Fate: no
Angels: yes (cause every body knows it not tooth fairies that put the money under your pillows it angels!!)
Ghosts: no
UFO's: no
God: yup

--------FRIENDS AND LIFE-----------
Do you ever wish you had another name? sometimes
Do you like anyone? no
Which one of your friends acts the most like you? carrie
Which of your friends have you known the longest? carrie
Who's the loudest:carrie
Who's the shyest: Amanda
Are you close to any family members?: All of my immediate family, especailly my sisters
Who do you hang out with the most? the little fairies
When you cried the most: in my sleep
What's the best feeling in the world? i dunno
Worst Feeling: wen you've found out some body u know has died
What time is it now? 25:67
------FINISH EACH SENTENCE---------
Let's walk in the: barn
Let's run through: pasture
Let's look at the: horse
What a nice: horse
Where did all those: horses go?
When will they: some back
How are: the horses
Why can't you: just get a horse
Silly, little: fairy
Show me some: horses
The sky is: a horse!
Tell me: how big of a dork I am to be filling this out.
Hide me: AHHHHHHHHH!
Love me: horsie!
My mom thinks you're: crazy person
He's not: smart
Are you that: stupid
Can't you: give me a horse
What time is it now: 7893789789

HORSES!!!!

Yeah, so I picked horses. I'm glad, and I'm REALLY looking forward to it!!!! And for all yall, it wasn't Megan, it was Kimberly. She's sucha sweet girl don't ya think?


Today Grandma and Grandpa stopped by on their way to Frostburg for Annalee's senior recital tomorrow. (yeah I'm not going to be at the missions conference tomorrow, but I'll be there tonight and sunday.) Grandma gave Beccah and Elaine quick lessons and Grandpa 'coached' me on art. (He can't be my teacher cus' he hasn't sold anything yet. Yeah, I don't really get it either.) I'm learning how to draw faces. I'm going to draw to pictures, each, of Beccah and Elaine this week. I'm nervous about how they'll turn out, but we'll see.

It's so pretty out. The wind is blowing and the tree's are losing there leaves. Sometimes when I look outside, I think it snowing. It's so... breath taking.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

HORSES OR SOCCER!!!!!

AHHH!!!! It's my worst nightmare!!! (for all you people I really do know how to spelling nightmar I just like my way better.)!!!!!!!! I friend of mine who rides invited me next on thrusday to help out with some therpitic riding at her stable!!! I really want to go, BUT I have soccer practice. AHHH!!! HORSE or Soccer!!! HORSES OR SOCCER!!!! AHHHH I DON'T KNOW WHICH TO PICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

I AM NOT SICK!!!

I AM NOT SICK!!!!

I JUST HAVE A RUNNEY NOSE, A SOAR THROAT, A HEADACHE, AND AM SOAR ALL OVER!!!!

I AM NOT SICK!!!!!!

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Noele Pruitt's of the world

* There are 11,999 people in the U.S. with the first name Noelle.
* Statistically the 1684th most popular first name. (tied with 114 other first names)
* 100 percent of people with the first name Noelle are female.


* There are 56,994 people in the U.S. with the last name Pruitt.
* Statistically the 607th most popular last name. (tied with 36 other last names)



There are 2 people in the U.S. named Noelle Pruitt.


Found this on cheris's blog. Thought it was cool. There's only two of me!

Eyes




Yeah, so I went to the eye doctor yesterday. And on of the things they did to my eyes was dilolate my pupils. I thought it looked cool so I thought I'd share. They also numbed my eye and then touched it, that was weird. I could see it but I couldn't feel it.


Mom has been doing good latel.y Thanks y'all for praying.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Random Quotes From movies I like

Harry potter and the Goblet of Fire

Sirius Black: [in his letter] "Harry, I couldn't risk sending Hedwig. Since the World Cup the Ministry has been intercepting more and more owls, and she's too easily recognized. We need to talk, Harry, face to face. Meet me in the Gryffindor Common Room at one o'clock, this Saturday night. And make sure you're alone. Sirius. P.S..."
[the bird bites Harry's hand]
Harry: AH!
Sirius Black: "The bird bites."

[Ron has to dance with Professor McGonagall]
Harry: [leaning back to talk to Fred and George] you're not gonna let him forget this are you?
Fred, George: [leaning forward] Never.

Seamus: It's not like I *try* to blow things up, exactly, it just sorta happens. You gotta admit though, fire is fascinating. (me:I like this one the best)


Professor McGonagall: Professor Moody! Is that a student?
Professor Moody: Technically, it's a ferret

Dumbledore: [to Harry] I never liked these curtains. I set them on fire in my fourth year. Accidentally, of course.

Professor McGonagall: Now, Mr. Weasley, place your right hand on my waist.
Ron: Where?

Professor McGonagall: The house of Godric Gryffindor has commanded respect in the wizarding world for nearly 10 centuries, and I will not have you besmirching it in one night by acting like a babbling, bumbling bunch of baboons.
Fred: [whispering to George] Try saying that five times fast.
George: [whispering] Babbling, bumbling band of baboons.
Fred: [whispering] Babbling, bumbling band of baboons.


Much Ado about nothing

Benedick: O God, sir, here's a dish I love not. I cannot endure my lady Tongue.


Beatrice: I wonder that you will still be talking, Signior Benedick: nobody marks you.
Benedick: What, my dear Lady Disdain! are you yet living?
Beatrice: Is it possible disdain should die while she hath such meet food to feed it as Signior Benedick? Courtesy itself must convert to disdain, if you come in her presence.
Benedick: Then is courtesy a turncoat. But it is certain I am loved of all ladies, only you excepted: and I would I could find in my heart that I had not a hard heart; for, truly, I love none.
Beatrice: A dear happiness to women: they would else have been troubled with a pernicious suitor. I thank God and my cold blood, I am of your humour for that: I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me.
Benedick: God keep your ladyship still in that mind! so some gentleman or other shall 'scape a predestinate scratched face.
Beatrice: Scratching could not make it worse, an 'twere such a face as yours were.
Benedick: Well, you are a rare parrot-teacher.
Beatrice: A bird of my tongue is better than a beast of yours.
Benedick: I would my horse had the speed of your tongue, and so good a continuer. But keep your way, i' God's name; I have done.
Beatrice: You always end with a jade's trick: I know you of old.
Benedick: I would my horse had the speed of your tongue.

Benedick: Shall quips and sentences and these paper bullets of the brain awe a man from the career of his humor? No. The world must be peopled!

Beatrice: Against my will, I am sent to bid you come into dinner.
Benedick: Fair Beatrice, thank you for your pains.
Beatrice: I took no more pains for those thanks than you take pains to thank me. If it had been painful, I would not have come.
Benedick: You take pleasure then in the message?
Beatrice: Yea, just so much as you may take upon a knife's point. You have no stomach, signor? Fare you well.
Benedick: Ha. "Against my will I am sent to bid you come into dinner." There's a double meaning in that.

Benedick: Do not you love me?
Beatrice: Why no; no more than reason.
Benedick: Why then your uncle, the Prince and Claudio have been deceived; they swore you did.
Beatrice: Do not you love me?
Benedick: Why no; no more than reason.
Beatrice: Why then my cousin, Margaret and Ursula are much deceived, for they did swear you did.
Benedick: They swore you were almost sick for me.
Beatrice: They swore you were well-nigh dead for me.
Benedick: 'Tis no such matter. Then you do not love me?
Beatrice: No, truly, but in friendly recompense.


Beauty and the Beast

Lumiere: [trying to prepare the Beast for his dinner with Belle] There you are! You look so... o...
Beast: [fur done up in curls and bows] Stupid.

Gaston: Lefou, I'm afraid I've been thinking...
Lefou: A dangerous pastime.
Gaston: I know.

I want to go see this when it comes out

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Life

Life has been improving. Mom is doing better than she has been. Math is getting better. Drana starts this Friday and I'm really looking forward to that. Sometimes I act shy around people I don't know very well. But when I'm in skits and stuff, yeah I'm nervous about messing up, but I'm not afraid of what people will think of me. Art was cool this past week. I did a lesson with my Grandpa. He's a good teacher.

Friday, October 06, 2006

Life sucks right now. Sorry if I sound depressed but it does. Mom's sick again. I keep missing stuff in math for the dumbest reasons. Most of the time I get the hard part of the equation but mix up the subtraction sign for the addition sign or something stupid like that. I feel like I've grown distant with a lot of my friends I don't know what to do about it. I have to to do this project for school and its do today but the book hasn't come in at the library. I feel like all my art and writing projects are shallow. I feel like a shallow person. I know I need to rely on God, but its just tough right now. Sorry if I snap at any of you people at youth group or something. I'm just... really sick of life right now.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Edgar Allen Poe And Beccah A very intersting mix

So, this past Tuesday Beccah was reading to herself in her room her American Literature. Right now She's studying this one story called The Fall of the House of Rusher. So I had to tell that she had to set the table. So I'm walking in the to her room and I her reading about his guy being snuck up on by the bloody living corpouse. Being the evil little me I snuck up on her I scared her. I got the most amusing response. It was smothing like...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!


so If you ever need a little pick me up go scare you siblings.




By the way, I planned it. It is all part of my revenge plan to on those who like to throw inocent people in to pools.

Be fore warned Beccah, DJ, Amanda M., Mathew, Bekah, and others.

Monday, October 02, 2006

Awe! Aren't I cute!!

I'm the blonde and Bob/Maggie is the brunette. Aren't we cute!! We'relike 5 here, but I'm not sure.

Friday, September 29, 2006

Most people don't know this but I worry about some of my friends. They act so perky all the time, but I know they aren't. Sometimes I just don't know what to say to them. I don't believe in hiding my feelings very much, as most of you know. Please just pray for me to understand them and what my friends need right now. They seem to be hurting and I just don't know how to reach out them. Please Pray for my friends.

You know who you are: My dear friends, I love and so does God and a whole bunch of other people.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix


Luna
Harry, Ron And Hermoine

Harry
Daloras Umbridge, the evil woman

Harry, Nevile, Hermoine, and Ron

Ginny, George, Parvati, Padma, Fred, and Cho

The DA
Professor Minerva McGonagal and Professor Trelawney



Hermoine

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I AM NOT SICK!!!!!

Sunday, September 24, 2006

30 Thing I learned this Week End

Thing I learned this week end:

1. Amanda M. can always pull you out of a deppressing mood into a wacky one.

2. A brother and sister (whom I am not naming for a reason) love each other more than the appear to.

3. Square Dancing is fun because you have fun during it and after. You have fun during cause its a learning experence and after because different people have different stories of how the night went and each one is funny but different.

4. I , no matter what, am always pared with an other girl and I am always the boy.

5. That Pastor Wayne Has never read Lord of the Rings. O.o

6. Soccer is very interesting with the youth group.

7. People do notice when your sad or sick in my case.

8. Man hunt is much more fun when you hide witha partner

9. Star sping might be a stupid game, but it is very fun to watch and play.

10. Alex and Besty make an interest dance couple.

11. Do not take a pill with out water because you will feel it goig down for the next hour.

12. Benidrill makes the world go round.

13. I like the way I look with my hair in french braids.

14. When Bekah is sad all you have to do offer yourself as a make up doll and she instantly snaps out of it.

15. Johnathan, Will, and Amelia are to cute for words.

16. Corrie lost her voice while were playing that age game under the boys/girls dorm. (How do I know this? She found it while we were sleeping down there this week end.)

17. My sister Elaine can chuck corn very good.

18. So can my mother.

19 I cannot

20 Some one will always have a hair dryer

21 Baby goats are cute

22 Life is best served with friends with aside of laughter

23 Coffee and Bekah w. are not a good mix

24 you can bring a million different pairs of shoes but your feet will still not stay dry.

25. Blue hair gel is hard to get out and smells funny to.

26 Mr. Don will do anything for the sake of laughter as long as its not prenament.

27 The church is a lot like a big family

28 Boys, no matter what time or day, will argue about what sport is better than another. Which is very agrivating really.

29 Its amazing how Pastor Wayne can preach a sermon on Lord of the Rings and the Bible and make it all make perfect sense.

30. I love my youth group! :)

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Official Eragon Trailer

This is the official eragon trailer!!!!!!

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Corrie

So the past few days have beenl quietly intresting. (This is a joke which you will get later on.) You see on this youth retreat thing my sister Corrie's voice was a little sore. But guess what's up with her now!?! She can't talk at all and its hilariarse. So yeah that's the most inresting thing going on in my life right now. The week end was fun. Won't tell ya'll about it because most of yall were there. If you weren't there and want to here my boring report you can call me or something.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Bunny


()()
(',')
See this bunny?
Copy him and
help him take over
the world!!


mwahahahahahaha

Thursday, September 14, 2006

You make me Sick

I love you. Your my good friend, But...

You make me sick.

You cares if your not toothpic skinny?

No me.

Who cares if your hair is messy?

No me.

Who cares if your not in shape?

Who cares if you have a zit?

Who cares if your outfits are ol?

Who cares if you don't have a boy friend?

Not ME

You make me sick

Stop trying to fit in.

Stop caking the make up on.

Stop buying out fits that you'll never feel comfortable in.

Stop flirting just to impress those girls.

Stop acting like some stuck snob


Your not any of these things.

so stop trying to be

I'll always be your friend wether your in the cool or the geek crowd

i'll still listen to you even if you don't have a gallon of gloop on your face.

I don't care if your wearing swets.

I don't care that you don't like boys.

I do care about you acting so stupid.

I do care about you trying to impress the super models of this world.

i do are about you pretending to be ugly so you pile a bunch of muck on your face.

I do care about how you feel about your self.

Your beautiful

smart

and funny.

Your my friend.

You dear to my heart...

... but I have something to tell you.

You make me sick

cute monkeys


Wednesday, September 13, 2006


Hehehehe.

This is my 200th post!!

Yeah me!!

Sunday, September 10, 2006

A peom that I wrote but haven't named yet

I fall down, but no one picks me up.

I cry, but no one wips the tears away.

I call out, but darkness is the only response.

I feel so alone in this world of sin.

I'm drowing, but no ones there to save me.

I'm burning, but no ones there to put out the flames.

I'm drinking the poison, and no ones there to stop me.

But then again, I struck the match, I broke the dam, and I poured the poison.

It's all my fault, and I know it.

I feel so all alone. But that's because I am.

Tears roll down my face. I'm feel so cold. I'm alone in this prison.

Faces appear in the darkness, hallow and cold.

Is that how my faces looks.

"Help!" I cry. I cry. "I need to get out of here."

I see a light.

Were does it lead? I don't know.

"Come to me my child.' a voice says.

"I can't !" I scream.

'I love you, trust me.'

"How can you love me." I cry. "I'm an evil person. I'm mean, I'm cruel and selfish! How can you love me?"

'I love you because your mine.'

The light reaches out father, eging me to step in the light.

'I can't!' I scream.

'I love you.'

"You can't!'

"ButI'm just a stone!" I yell. "Please! Go find yourself a gem, some one who deserves your love!"

'Nobody does. Nobody deserves my, but I give to you.'

'Why me?!'

'Its a gift.'

"But why should into stepinto the light." I start to run. I'm afraid. I want to leave this darkness but I don't want some one else to do it for me.

'Because the you wont have to run anymore. Because I can heal your deepest hurts. Because I love you. All you have to do is yes.'

I stumble and fall. I tried to ignor the voice, but it warmth spoke to me agian,

'Its not a leap of faith because I'll cath you.'

I want to run. I want to go back, and I don't know why.

Why should I run away from love?

why should I not put down the poison?

Why should I not swimto the top?

Why should I not step put of the fire?

I take a deep breath.

I take a step.

And run to the love which heals, which comforts me, which cares for me, which erases my past, and leads me home.

And in my joy I hear my father says to me. "You are a gem."

Saturday, September 09, 2006

SOCCER!!!!!!!

YEAH!!! Today was my first soccer game. Eight to five BABY!!! Eight to Five!!!!!! (we won if you haven't guessed yet.) For mosst of the game I played right mid feilder, but I also played some defense. I like midfeilder better. The other teamis trying to decide their name. We found out (WE DID not spy on them!! We found out the good honest way. toture) [instert evil laugh here] any way the other team might be called Crocidle Hunter in honor of Steve Erwin. Upon hearing that all of my team decide we will be called the sting rays if that happens. Hehehehe.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

nothing to blog about

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Nothing to report. Me bored. Me very bored.

Friday, September 01, 2006

Are you worried about You-Know-Who?
Well You should be worried about You-No-Poo.
The constapation sensation thats seizing the nation!


For all you people that's from the 6th Harry Potter book and I put it on my blog because its funny and nothing really else is going on. Soccer is probably cancled for tomorrow. (I'm grey with yellow socks. So we can be Cement or mash potatoes with butter.) And well yeah.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Story

Just to warn you people, I wrote this story fr my little sister Elaine who likes me to tell her stories and since I hadn't blogged in a while i thoughted I'd put on here. Please don't kill me because it so cheesey!!!!

P.s. this story has no name yet. If you have any idea leave a comment.

P.S.S Sorry for all the spelling and grammar mistakes.

Chapter 1


"Please everyone pick a partner to do the tour with!!" Ms. Jane Whatson practally had to yell at the top of her lungs to be heard of the din of all the teenagers. "Make sure at least one of you has a watch and that your back here at four. That should give you plenty of time to see all the art work!!"

I looked around at all the other kids. Being the new kid in town was not going well so far. No one had as much as said hi to me in the hall since I moved here last week. I guess I'm not really friendly looking. I wear alot of black, not that I'm goth or anything, I just like darker colors. I guessI always have a book in m hand too. and I guess the list just keps going on and on. I'm not very approchable person.

"Miss Aster?" Ms. Whatson interupted my thoughts. I looked up to acknowledge her pressence.

"Could you not find a partner?" She asked in her regularly cheerful voice.

I nodded.

"Let me help you find one." Ms. Whatson is a nice person. She treats everyone the same; she doesn't just pass you over because your new or geeky looking or just different. She was nice.

"Oh, look there's a threesome. I'll see if I can get them to go with you." She walked over to Troy, Bob, and James, the three jocks of the school who were as stuffed up , in my mind, as a teddy bear.They seemed to be argueing with Ms. Whatson. Bored, I openned up my paplet which some one had given me at the entranc.

"Hey." Bob said walking over with us buddies. (Or was it Troy?)

"you can come with us." One of them asked me. I studied their faces, Ms. Whatson was making them ask. Oh well, never say die.

"Sure." My voice cracked.

"Ok, Let's go!" Bob/James/Troy said.

The art was actually pretty cool. Huge Dragons carved out of stone. They were awsome just to sit and look at. In the paplet it directed you to all over the dragons so that you wouldn't get lost. Not only was the art cool but also the surrondings were as well. The dragons were in a garden. The different moods of the dragons matched the color of the flowers in that section: Two dragons struggling in an epic battle had red (almost black) roses, a peaceful sleeping dragon had wild flowers, parent dragons sitting over a egg hatching had different shades of yellow and orange mary golds.

"Hey look at this one!" Bob called out. After over an hour with the boys I had finally figured out who was who. Bon had a jokey personallity and had brown hair with brown and was somewhat tan.

"What?" Troyed said walking over to were Bob was standing. Troy had blonde hair and blue eyes and was probably the most acidemic of the three. But I knew he would do anything the other two did.

"A Dragon!!!!" Bon said pointing dramatically.

"Uh Bob?" James said while running his fingers through his jet back hair. his green eyes were bored. "There's dragons every where."

"The one I'm pointing at!" Bob yelled exsaparated.

I looked. The dragon that Bob was looking at was a little hatchingly playing playing. It was on its hind legs, like it was jumping and trying to catch something. blue star shaped flowers gave the scene a careful looke. (Very different from the dragons trying to rip eachother throats out.)

"Awe!" Troy exclaimed imitating one of the girls in our class. "Its so cute!!!"

"i like these flowers." James said leaning over to get a better look at them.

Bob pulled a face. "i never thought I'd see the day James liked flowers."

"hey," Troy stood up for his other freind. "Their pretty.

"Not you TOO!!"

"I wonder what type they are?' James wondered a loud, ignoring them them both.

"No idea." Troy said starting to move on.

"Asters." I said before I could check myself.

"Are you sure?" Troy said amazed that I knew what a flower was much less its name.

"Its my name." I coldly reminded him. "Its on almost everything I own. I think I would know what it looks like."

"Good point." James said as if he just sat on a tack. "Is that what type of flower is on your necklace?"

I rolled my eyes, nodded, and then moved onto the next dragon.

This one was probably the strangest dragon yet. It was a large male dragon and it seemed to be trying to look magestic , he seemed so sad. As if someone or thing needed him to be strog. He looked like he had lost something dear to him. He almost looked like he was crying or something.
"Dude. He looks sad." Troy said walking up.

"i wonder why."

"Bob?"

" Yeah?"

"Its stone. Its not alive."

"Oh."

I shook my head. I had been staring at this one too long. It almost seemed like it was moving.

"Uh, guys?"

"What Bob?" James seemed annoyed. It had been a long day and he was eager to move on.

"Are you sure dragons aren't real?"

"Bob don't be rediculus!!" James said absolutelt exsasperated.

"But are you sure?"

"Why?"

"I could have sworn that one just blinked."

Hope you liked it!!

Friday, August 25, 2006

Thursday, August 24, 2006

I got to do this for school

LLA 1.4

A Descriptive Paragraph

Pains shot through Daniel’s whole body as an arrow slid in through a slit in his helmet for sight. Red blood clouded Daniel’s vision as he faded away…someone was trying to remove the helmet without pulling out the arrow, and his eye, out. There was a chopping sound as the helmet was cut away from his head. All he could hear was people gasping in shock at the terrible wound. His nostrils filled with the smell of blood and gore; he was somewhere were they took care of the sick. Something vile was shoved down his throat. The mixture tasted like rotting herb bread along with rotting meat as well. Slowly, he faded back into the world of unconsciousness.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

I thought this was pretty cool

The pictures are awesome....but wait until you read the words



Q: What is the shortest chapter in the Bible?

A: Psalms 117



Q: What is the longest chapter in the Bible?

A: Psalms 119



Q: Which chapter is in the center of the Bible?

A: Psalms 118



Fact: There are 594 chapters before Psalms 118

Fact: There are 594 chapters after Psalms 118

Add these numbers up and you get 1188



Q: What is the center verse in the Bible?

A: Psalms 118:8



Q: Does this verse say something significant about God's perfect will for our lives?



The next time someone says they would like to find

God's perfect will for their lives and that they want to

be in the center of His will, just send them to the

center of His Word!



Psalms 118:8

"It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man."

Now isn't that odd how this worked out (or was God in the center of it)?




Before sending this I said a prayer for you. Got a minute? 60 seconds for God?

All you do is say a small prayer for the person who sent you this........




"Father God bless my friend and provide for them whatever

he/she may be needing this day!


And may his/her life be full of your peace,


prosperity and power as he/she seeks to have a


closer relationship with You.


Amen"




Then send it on to 10 other people. Within hours 10 people have prayed

for you, and you caused a multitude of people pray to God for other people

Then sit back and watch the power of God work in your life...



When things get tough, always remember...

Faith doesn't get you around trouble, it gets you through it !!


God Bless You!


ALWAYS AND FOREVER


Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Pixs from trips

Ok here are some 'interesting' pictures that we took on our trip to Philidephia. lets all hope they show up.
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2450/967/1600/Franklin%20Privy%20Pit.1.jpg
(Slightly self explanitory don't ya think?)

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2450/967/1600/We.1.jpg
Ok in this one we all look dorky because we had to buy ponchoes bcause it started raining while we were like 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 blocks from our hotel. It was not a fun, lets say, walking back.

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2450/967/1600/Liberty%20Bell.jpg
Yep. It's the liberty bell. I asked around but no one could tell me why the heck it cracked. I was even asking complete strangers. Not a thing I do often.

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2450/967/1600/N.jpg
i looked scared in this one ( and for good reason) you see my evil family is making me eat cactus. yuck.

Monday, August 21, 2006

Goal's for this School Year

1. Try to be an A, B average student
2. Execises and not complan while I do it
3. Work my hardest at everything I do
4. Call friends more
5. Beat Beccah at something
6. Be nicer sertain parties
7. Read Bible more
8. finish art projects on a timely bases
9. Be nice to people pn socer team this year
10. DO socer drills without complaning (i hate sprints i hate them with all my being, but i shall try not to complan. out loud)


Yeah that's it Except....

Socer Starts Saterday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

School

Today I started school. Here, ruffly, is what I did.

7:00- wake up
7:15- go running
7:30- return and try to save life
7:31- eat breakfast and clean self up
8:00- start school

  • History
  • Alegbra
  • Bible
  • Science
  • Grammar
  • blah blah blah
So yeah. Everything is going pretty good. Soccer starts this Saterday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Today Mum's taking us to get soccer shorts and clets!!!


Friday, August 18, 2006

Cars










A while ago I told yall about the VBS i did with my church and how i was in the skits as a car. here are all the cars. (the green car guy isn't the actual guy that did the skit but joey didn't come yesterday so yeah)

doesn't my car rock?!!

Today

Today I'm going over to Megan's house. Carrie should be there and i'm really looking forward to it. We don't get to see each other a lot since we live so far away from each other. Any way not much else going on except I'm going to start school this monday. :(

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Hi!!

Hi people!!!

I'm on vaction right now in Philadelphia (or something like that) Our cousins from MO came down and I am personally having a ton of fun. We went to National Arcives and saw all these cool documents. (that inclued the Declaration of Independence, the constatution, and one of the othentec copes of the maganacarta. I didn't expect to see that at all so it was pretty cool) Tomorrow we're going to see declaration hall(I think that's what its called) and the liberty bell. so we're haveing a National Treasure kinda vacation right now.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Please comment if you read this blog!!!

Cowboy's Guide to Life

The Cowboy's Guide to Life

  • Don't squat with your spurs on.
  • Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgments.
  • Lettin' the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
  • If you are riding ahead of the herd, take a look back now and then to make sure it is still there.
  • If you get to thinking that you are a person of some influence, try ordering someone else's dog around.
  • Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
  • There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
  • If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is quit digging.
  • Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.
  • It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
  • Always drink upstream from the herd.
  • When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
  • When throwing your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by someone else.
  • The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
  • Never miss a good chance to shut up.
  • There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading, the few who learn by observation, the rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
  • My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me try to be in the first group - there's less competition there.

Saturday, August 05, 2006

More Bad last Words

Thanks Carrie for more!!!!


Hey watch this!!

(doctor) What the heck is that in his stomach?!

I'm twenty-one I can do what I want!

No, I don't think I'm driving to fast.

Do you think this is poisonous?

what do you think this is for?

What's this button do?

I'm I supposed to cut the red or the green wire?

Is the emergency light suppose to be blinking?

The right ones the brake right?

(army person) oops. I wonder what happens when you pull this pin out of the round thing

Hmmm... This glowing green stuff looks good...What is it? Oh well. Bottoms up!

Oh gosh. What have I done?

Safety features are for sissys.

I don't need a parachute...

Fifety bucks says I can jump off that building.

Whoops.
hey Carrie just think, next year we'll be in high school!

Friday, August 04, 2006

Nothing to report. Mom is kind of freaking out because relitives are coming this week, so I won't be blogging wont be blogging much this week. Bye!

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Amanda in tower

tower
Locked away in a tower, awaiting her Prince... or for Julia to come back and unlock the door!

Quotes from Redwall the TV show

Cluny: [mocking tone] Oh, my! Are you scared?
Cornflower: Yes... but I'll get over it. *You* are ugly, and there's no cure for that.
The image “http://www.current.org/ch/ch0106redwall.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.
[Constance holds up Sela the vixen]
Constance: And what about this traitor?
Abbot Mortimer: Oh, dear... yes, I suppose there must be some form of punishment, mustn't there?
Basil: Bury her up to her neck in red ants, then hang the wretch from the tower before you draw and quarter her? Or, we could let her go!
Constance: Are you crazy?
Basil: Not really, but Cluny is... I'm sure he will know how to deal with her!
The image “http://www.toonhound.com/redwall.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.
Basil: My compliments to your boss... Cluny the Loony or whatever the dashed fellow's called!

[Cluny hits one of his hench-vermin; Basil walks in]
Basil: Officer striking an enlisted creature! Thumping bad form, old chap!
Cluny: Get him! Grab that hare! I want his head!
Basil: What's the matter? Own head not good enough? Haha! No! Lookit his face. Ugly-looking brute, aren't you? Haha! Haha!
The image “http://www.animatedbliss.com/images/DVD/Redwall/redwall_the-movie.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.


I wuv Basil!

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Yahoo! Avatars

This is a joke from hary potter. Kind of

A witch a wizard and a warlock walked into a bar...
http://www.thealmightyguru.com/Reviews/HarryPotter/Images/Harry26.jpg
...they said ouch.

Here are just some hp pics that I found.

The image “http://www.canmag.com/images/front/potter/potter12.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.

The image “http://www.jenmagazine.com/media/harry-potter.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.

http://metropolis.co.jp/xmg/453/movie_Harry-Potter.jpg

Anyone have any ideas about when the seventh one come out??

Picabo

The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Pee-Ka-Boo) is not just an athlete...she is now a nurse currently working at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital.

She is not permitted to answer the hospital telephones any longer. It caused too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say

Picabo, I.C.U.


A good clean joke is hard to find these days -- pass it on! ( Admit it... you're smiling).

Monday, July 31, 2006

Art

So I'm doing art again this year for my artsie thing. If anyone out there prays for me when i ask for it, please help me be able to finish my one art thing. I've been doing these char coal pictrures, they look really good but they take some time to do. I'm really close to finishing Goerge Washington (I hate that guys mouth. It is the bigest pain in the world to draw) Next I have to do an eight value drawing of Mark Twain and I'm nervouse to please help me do a good job on that.

Today I got a dragon drawing book out of the library today!! Yeah!!!

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Bad last words

Hey watch this!!

(doctor) What the heck is that in his stomach?!

I'm twenty-one I can do what I want!

No, I don't think I'm driving to fast.

Do you think this is poisonous?


what do you thinnk this is for?

What's this button do?

I'm I suppose to cut the red or the green wire?

Is the emergency light suppose to be blinking?

The right ones the brake right?

(army person) oops. I wonder what happens when you pull this pin out of the round thing.
Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.

Friday, July 28, 2006

Dear Diary,

Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Don't Worry

Don't worry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Beccah helped me to fix my e-mail page thingy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, July 24, 2006

These is me complaining

So this is me complaing. Today some how on yahoo instaed of english everything is german on my home page!